This ought to be a fun topic. I would think every C.O. & X.O. of various squads in this game has odd quirks & does funny stuff in this game that makes for a good laugh or at least a
. For all you squad members, it's time to pick on your superior officer.
Let's hear 'em.
Such as when I was with Birds of Prey.. we adopted a directional rule of "Shubie"-east, "Shubie"-west... etc.. because many times when my old X.O. would take a mission up, he'd get the heading screwed up.. he'd inadvertently blurt out the opposite direction. The sad thing is, since I formed the 91st, I think I picked up that bad habit... I do the same damn thing.
(Thanks A LOT, Shubie!)
I'm sure there are a lot of better examples out there, so tell us about your squad leaders. 
Thndr: Turning East
**Thndr turns west, 30 B-17s follow**
Squad: Thndr, drinking your wine tonight?
Thndr: Yeah, how'd ya know? **checks map**
Thndr: Turning around.