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Offline 4deck

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Kulula Airlines. Awesome company.
« on: April 17, 2012, 06:33:05 AM »
Well, I would love to fly in one thier planes. I have no idea how sound the planes are, nor the company. Judging from thier plane colors though, I would suspect they are pretty hip though.

Heres some planes.

http://www.geekosystem.com/kulula-air-labeled-plane/

http://media-saver.com/funniest-pic-of-the-day/that%E2%80%99s-one-way-to-market-your-airline-24-photos/





The captain’s window is marked with the big cheese (”captain, my captain!”), the co-pilot’s window with co-captain (the other pilot on the PA system) and the jump seat is for wannabe pilots.

In addition, the following descriptions of plane parts can be found:
 •galley (cuppa anyone?)
 •avionics (fancy navigation stuff)
 •windows (best view in the world)
 •wing #1 and #2
 •engine #1 and #2 (26 000 pounds of thrust)
 •emergency exit = throne zone (more leg room baby!)
 •seats (better than taxi seats)
 •some windows = kulula fans (the coolest peeps in the world)
 •black box (which is actually orange)
 •landing gear (comes standard with supa-fly mags)
 •back door (no bribery/corruption here)
 •tail (featuring an awesome logo)
 •loo (or mile-high club initiation chamber)
 •rudder (the steering thingy)
 •stabiliser (the other steering thingy)
 •a.p.u. (extra power when you need it most)
 •galley (food, food, food, food…)
 •boot space
 •ZS-ZWP (OK-PIK) = secret agent code (aka plane’s registration)
 •overhead cabins (VIP seating for your hand luggage)
 •fuel tanks (the go-go juice)
 •cargo door
 •aircon ducts (not that kulula needs it… they’re already cool)
 •front door (our door is always open … unless we’re at 41 000 feet)
 •cockpit window = sun roof
 •nose cone (radar, antenna, and a really big dish inside)


« Last Edit: April 17, 2012, 06:42:17 AM by 4deck »
Forgot who said this while trying to take a base, but the quote goes like this. "I cant help you with ack, Im not in attack mode" This is with only 2 ack up in the town while troops were there, waiting. The rest of the town was down.

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Re: Kulula Airlines. Awesome company.
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2012, 07:08:07 AM »
 :rofl Very cool!
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Re: Kulula Airlines. Awesome company.
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2012, 07:36:55 AM »
Yea I have been on that plane. (Johannesburg to Durban)
They are funny even when giving the safety speech.

But they are no longer the cheepest airline to fly domestic with :(


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Offline Selino631

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Re: Kulula Airlines. Awesome company.
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2012, 02:49:06 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2012, 02:58:00 PM »
Saw that a long time ago, pretty funny stuff.
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2012, 10:12:03 AM »
Sounds a lot like how Southwest Airlines here in the US started up.
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