Ah it was all in fun.
I got the word from high that the attempt at humour wasn't appreciated. I thought it was funny, but self praise is no praise. And those higher up the BBS food chain than me said it wasn't, so it wasn't...obviously.
Anyway onward we go. It's like the tax department (your IRS), just bend the rules until they're stretched but not broken. Some call it trolling. One mans troll is another's wit.
You got it OZ - you're a legend. Large <S> Big Guy.