' toejam happens' is not an insult, is it? I understand they are technically fire fighters, but to me they are not even remotely close from A firefighter, the guy that storms into a burning building, or roams the flaming forest armed only with his iron nuts. I understand it's dangerous business, so is crop dusting, so is freight doging. They do help others, so is the crop duster making sure you get your wheat, so is the freight dog making sure your radioactive medicine shows up despite the snowstorm, all paid professionals.
Give them a God like status if you want, missing man formation burial and all ... fine with me, don't blame me if I do not.