Funny things, lets tell your stories

[BaldEagl]

I have a funny story about a thread being derailed in less than one page.

[SEseph]

I have a funny story about a thread being derailed in less than one page.

[Midway]

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  Now, back to the subject at hand, please.

[Rino]

     Coming in low and fast over the town with my C-47.  Popping open the door and dumping the load...only to see field supplies instead
of troopies dropping over the town 

[RSLQK186]

     Coming in low and fast over the town with my C-47.  Popping open the door and dumping the load...only to see field supplies instead
of troopies dropping over the town 

Or having troops and the right AGL at sea, but the town is 20FT ASL

[lulu]

+1  guys   

 

[guncrasher]

seeing 8 or 9 vtard goons drop troops over a town that is fully up.

-a drunken guy telling us that he's bringing troops.  we tell him the town is ready and no one is up.  he says he's close to the maproom.  we tell him we cant see him.  then the sorry I am at the wrong spawn message.

-best funniest recollection is skyrock pm's for being a hotard.  I was in b26's and he attacked me head on.


semp

[bustr]

We prep a port for capture and our goon shows up right on time to drop. Over squad vox: Oops, I brought feild supplies. Hang in there I'll auger and get troops."

5 minutes later goon is back and we have held CAP for him the whole time. Goon lands this time and drives up to the map room. Over squad vox:"You guys don't want to here this....@*^%$#&(...I brought G*&^D***nd feild supplies again."

[Slash27]

I have never wanted or asked to join Top Gun.  If I were to join a squad, there is only one obvious choice, "The Few", but I am not good enough for them yet, as they have high standards.

Again, sorry to decline your numerous invites but thanks anyways.  Hopefully you now realize I won't accept your multiple invites, so please keep my screen clear of your unwanted squad invites as they make seeing my target aeroplane difficult...or was that a Top Gun member in my sights and this is the only way you can keep me from pwning?  

Thank you.  

You sound like a fat chick who thinks she's hot and won't stop telling everyone about it.

[Midway]

You sound like a fat chick who thinks she's hot and won't stop telling everyone about it.

Sticks and stones....

  Now, back to the topic at hand, please.

[Tracerfi]

Flying to Fast and the Plane Gets Ripped to Pieces

[Midway]

Diving in for the vulch, missing, and augering next to the target.   

[Tracerfi]

Diving in for the vulch, missing, and augering next to the target.   

All the Time with Me 

[tunnelrat]

We prep a port for capture and our goon shows up right on time to drop. Over squad vox: Oops, I brought feild supplies. Hang in there I'll auger and get troops."

5 minutes later goon is back and we have held CAP for him the whole time. Goon lands this time and drives up to the map room. Over squad vox:"You guys don't want to here this....@*^%$#&(...I brought G*&^D***nd feild supplies again."

Awesome.  Hope you guys weren't too pissed at him, I've pulled some pretty sweet shenanigans myself.

Ripped the wings off a B-29 once... was yapping away in a shallow dive, accidentally hit a gun position snaps to autopilot, snaps wings!  Hey guys... uh...

[Latrobe]

Flying a storch, barley 90mph, 262 comes screaming in at over 600mph obviously desperate for a kill, he ends up colliding with me, I get the kill message on him before I die.