AHHH, YES!!! GMOAT!!!! This thread will live long in troll greatness.
The daughter, MOAT, was trolling in the infancy of the current BBS giants. Yes, MOAT hooked them in their younger more naïve years, but GMOAT hooked them in their older, saltier days.
She truly had everything. She caught the biggest fish of them all – and quickly I might add. It had deaths of squaddies by squaddies with huge stringers, it had flying back kicks of pickup trucks, it had an unveiling of a new AH publication, shades galore, illicit PM’s, shocking revelations, exasperated declarations of thread quitting {snicker}, exasperated returning {snicker, snicker} with more grand declarations of troll inadequacy, and on and on. You are great Granny, you are truly GRAND!
GMOAT is a thread that I will forever keep a link to. A truly excellent troll should never be lost – and that is the single most important indicator of a good troll. The fish caught, the antics perpetrated, the stories told, the purses flung all come in distant second to whether or not someone can actually prove the existence and worthiness of the troll. A troll lost, is a troll forgotten. A troll forgotten is not a troll at all. GMOAT weeps for her daughter.
Today GMOAT weeps bitter tears. For while she is great she abides alone…
EDIT: BTW, WTG Kappa...
