Hey guys!

[BiPoLaR]

Slash its Bruh!

Slash cant spell yet. Leave him ALONE!!

[SlapShot]

On behalf of the Blue Knights, I can assure you that not even we care.

 

[Citabria]

finding this image made the whole thread worthwhile

PICARD
            (continuing)
         Perhaps that doesn't matter. You
         want to hear it anyway...
   The Tamarian is waiting... Picard thinks for a moment,
   wanting to find the most fitting tale...
               PICARD
            (continuing)
         There is a story... A very ancient
         one. From Earth. I'll try to
         remember...  
 He attempts to match the Tamarian's "story-telling"
   voice.
               PICARD
         Gilgamesh. Was a king. At Uruk.
         He tormented his subjects. He
         drove them to anger. They cried
         out -- "Give our king a companion.
         Spare us his madness."
   Picard glances at the Tamarian -- the alien's eyes are glazed, but rapt.
                           PICARD
            (continuing)
         Enkidu. A wildman. Of the
         forest. Entered the city. They
         fought in the temple. They fought
         in the street. Gilgamesh defeated
         Enkidu. They became friends.            (beat)
         Gilgamesh and Enkidu. At Uruk.  
The alien's voice is extremely weak. As if he's just
   repeating Picard's words unconsciously.
               DATHON
            (weak; mimicking)
         At Uruk...
   Picard can see that Dathon is failing. Picard's voice
   becomes almost a whisper, softly making the transition
   to his own way of speaking.
               PICARD
            (quiet)
         The new friends went into the
         desert, where the Great Bull of
         Heaven was killing men by the
         hundreds. Enkidu caught it by
         the tail, Gilgamesh struck it with
         his sword.               DATHON
            (barely audible,
             mimicking)
         Gilgamesh...
               PICARD
         They were victorious. But Enkidu
         fell to the ground. Struck down
         by the gods...  
The alien closes his eyes... Picard looks at him. The
   Tamarian shudders once -- and is completely still.
               PICARD
            (continuing; a whisper)
         And Gilgamesh wept bitter tears,
         saying, "He who was my companion
         through adventure and hardships,
         is gone forever... "

[ozrocker]

Wow...this is a bit confusing...i remember kappa but seen kappa which is a kappa that flies as a muppet and now im confused lol...anyways...welcome back! 

Betty you were always confused anyway
Just kidding Hope to see you up sometime.

                                                                                                                                                Oz

[grizz441]

On behalf of the Blue Knights, I can assure you that not even we care.

I'm sure you guys have an open thread that has discussion in regards to how much you do not care.   

[Dead Man Flying]

I'm sure you guys have an open thread that has discussion in regards to how much you do not care.   

Afraid not.  We do have a recent status update on Morpheus, which strikes me as more interesting and noteworthy than worrying what Midway thinks of us.  Or you, for that matter.

[Midway]

Afraid not.  We do have a recent status update on Morpheus, which strikes me as more interesting and noteworthy than worrying what Midway thinks of us.  Or you, for that matter.

Share said status?

[grizz441]

Afraid not.  We do have a recent status update on Morpheus, which strikes me as more interesting and noteworthy than worrying what Midway thinks of us.  Or you, for that matter.

 

Since you mentioned him in this bizarre context, I will say that I genuinely hope he is doing better and progressing.

[Dead Man Flying]

Since you mentioned him in this bizarre context, I will say that I genuinely hope he is doing better and progressing.

That was grouchy of me.  My apologies.  But yeah, he's making progress, and that thread was bumped for his viewing pleasure. 

[grizz441]

That was grouchy of me.  My apologies.  But yeah, he's making progress, and that thread was bumped for his viewing pleasure. 

Oh sweet, he's back?   :aok

[JOACH1M]

That was grouchy of me.  My apologies.  But yeah, he's making progress, and that thread was bumped for his viewing pleasure. 

[RedBull1]

You mad bro?   Bra?  Bruv?





Did I do that right Redbull?

bruv?...

[Babalonian]

Look's like the Muppet's are on a hiring spree here's your chance Midway , lol .

Hurry up, it only started 2-3 years ago.

[betty]

Didn't bother all 106 pages? 

Ummm..no...figured it was some plotted joke by thw AoMs but you never know...

[Slash27]

bruv?...
(Image removed from quote.)

You shut your mouth when speaking to me!!