speaking of ghurka's...
Is that your passport photo Ink?
at the passport office:desk: have you completed the forms Mr Ink?Ink: yup here ya godesk: we need 2 passport photos as well, do you have those?Ink: yup here ya godesk: ok Mr Ink thats fine, let me check these ... SECURITY!
They'd make good Marines indeed
I SALUTE the Ghurkas. I read your OP and just thought ...WOW!. The comment from me above was just a tongue in cheek joke on my part. Sometimes my sense of humor doesn't translate too well over the internet.
In a fight with Ink I would own him (are you sure you cannot get a passport?)