Probably about the death of OBL. You know... when Obama fly's that stealth helicopter into Pakistan at tree top level. Puts it in auto hover over the compound then fast ropes into the courtyard with a 1911 and a kbar in his teeth. Kicks in the front door with his Air Jordans and kills OBL. Then he climbs back up the rope with Bin Laden's body and heads home, making it in time to play 18 on his favorite course....