funny quotes game

[Wildcat1]

post 'em if you got 'em!

"'Jesus loves you' is a great thing to hear in church, but a terrifying thing to hear in a Mexican prison"

[coombz]

"'Jesus loves you' is a great thing to hear in church, but a terrifying thing to hear in a Mexican prison"

 

http://bash.org/?180081

a wealth of great quotes on that site  another from there is something like:

<h1tl3r> HOW THE FUVK CAN YOU TELL THAT IM 13 BY WAT IM WRITEING!!!

[coombz]

oh, and:

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,  and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. 'Tis not possible!', I muttered, 'give me back my free hardcore!'...quoth the server, 404."

[Wildcat1]

oh, and:

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,  and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. 'Tis not possible!', I muttered, 'give me back my free hardcore!'...quoth the server, 404."

 

[BaDkaRmA158Th]

Don't ever shake hands with Coombz. 

[ebfd11]

"Dont worry guys we can make it."


Famous last words from Waystin before a full flight of 51's flew into a mountain.

LawnDart

[Devil 505]

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that the original source nearly impossible to verify." - Abraham Lincoln

[fbEagle]

"Hold my beer and watch this!" As quoted by any bush pilot who ever lived 

[USRanger]

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that the original source nearly impossible to verify." - Abraham Lincoln

 

[stealth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etdjjKpgE_U


"Hey Scotty, Jesus man". (fist and smile)

[MrRiplEy[H]]

"It is almost impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are ingenious" - Unknown software developer

[danny76]

Copulae eam, si non posit acceptera jocularum

Brian Keenan to his cellmate after he had just taken a beating.

Quality

[Dragon]

oh, and:

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,  and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. 'Tis not possible!', I muttered, 'give me back my free hardcore!'...quoth the server, 404."

 

[curry1]

"In the Soviet Army, it takes more courage to retreat than advance."

[Slate]

  Oldie but a goodie I read in a school bathroom many years ago.....

    Here I sit Broken Hearted, Tried to Shtt but only Farted.