What happened to our Sheep?

[jimbo71]

Does anyone have a screenshot or video of AH sheep?  The lack thereof gives HT plausible deniability that they ever existed.  Explained  away as simply being the light of Venus refracting off of swamp gas.


 Now if you could do me a favor and look directly at me...

[warhed]

Does anyone have a screenshot or video of AH sheep?  The lack thereof gives HT plausible deniability that they ever existed.  Explained  away as simply being the light of Venus refracting of off swamp gas.


 Now if you could do me a favor and look directly at me...


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Would a DNA sample suffice?

[doright]

I can think of a couple of squads that fulfill this role.

...If we could have a herd of sheep that goes BAAAHH! and runs in panic as you buzz low above them, the game would be complete.

[Lusche]

I can think of a couple of squads that fulfill this role.

 

[ToeTag]

P.E.T.A. People Eating Tasty Animals 

[jimbo71]

Would a DNA sample suffice?

If sheep DNA were to be submitted into evidence there is a 94% chance that Daddkev has contaminated it  

[Bruv119]

only 94%?   

[jimbo71]

only 94%?   

I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt for the two holidays out of the year he spends with the in-laws.

[JimmyC]

dont get me started on sheep
Just last night I was telling my squaddies this
no bull...this happened
I flew to New zealand, 24hr flight..ferkin munted on arrival..
just trying to clear customs and get on..you know the drill...
well I get pulled...
ok...no sweat,,all clean all cool..lets get it over with...soooo...
" when was the last time you where with a sheep?"....
say what!!... now I`m in customs..I cant get fruity..but c`mon!
so I say...sorry..not sure what you mean...I`ve never been with a sheep...
even that felt like i was getting cheeky..but what do they want?
They say...no really..when was the last time you where with a sheep......
K
I know this is New Zealand..but its ferkin ridiculous...
I`m wanting to drop some witty repartee...its begging for it...but its customs!
so I say politely..sorry , I have never been with a sheep...
they WONT LET IT DROP.."We know you `ve been with sheep!"..
well I haven`t
we think you`ve been with sheep
c`mon...they are feeding me all these one liners and i cant run with it...sheer hell...
I finally say " categorically I have never been with any sheep.I dont understand your line of questioning, I know this is New Zealand but this is ridiculous..."
They say they have to take the matter further...
they take my bags off to a back room
I`m left sitting on one of those metal tables in customs...knackered after loads of free drinks on a 24hr flight..so well in to a hangover..brain dead from sitting in cattle class for 24hrs...thinking...I`ve never been with a sheep...wtf is this all about...
finally they come back, 15 mins later saying .." we have inspected your belongings and they appear to be covered in wool!"
I`m like...wtf...this is crazy...so I say show me this wool...
they do...

I say  " by wool do you mean the hairs of my golden retriever / labrador dog...that has permeated all my stuff?"

They looked a bit sheepish and said " err...yes that might be it...you can go now..."

For a nation of sheep shaggers you`d think they`d know there toejam...

I left chuckling about all the one liners i could have dropped if only I wasnt in customs...lol

[ebfd11]

[BFOOT1]

It must have been the wolves. . .

[Dragon]

dont get me started on sheep....

I found your dog AND your Sheep!

[Daddkev]

  94 %............Im better than that! 

[jimbo71]

94 %............Im better than that! 

     LOL!  I wondered when you would see that! 

I remember a few months back.... base being hoarded  we upped a successfully defended.  After the attack I said on vox "special thanks to Daddkev for putting on some pants and comming over to help". 

He shouts "I'M NEKKKKKKIIIID!  QUIT LOOKIN' IN MY COCKPIT!"

-good times-

[Heater]

Hitech would not leave them alone, so they had to be removed!