Gold

[Slate]

I have invented a time machine

  Yeah and you brought back old Jokes from the past. 

[RTHolmes]

buy gold at the peak of the business cycle before investors retreat from the stock market and the price rises, not at the bottom of the cycle when investors are about to get back into stocks and the price falls again ...

[Seanaldinho]

Buy a brand new violin, play it for about 20 years and sell it. It will be worth thousands more.

Only if:

A) You become a world renowned violinist.
B) Your $20 antique store find turns out to be a Stradivari.
C) 

Ill stick to loansharking.

[zack1234]

buy gold at the peak of the business cycle before investors retreat from the stock market and the price rises, not at the bottom of the cycle when investors are about to get back into stocks and the price falls again ...

Your investment may go up or down

[Bruv119]

zack give me all your money and i'll make you twice as much! 

[morfiend]

Your investment may go up or down

  Zack,

   I've seen you write this several times now and I know that you know it's a statement on any investment agreement so the nominds of the world wont think that an investment can only go up!

   You seem to be against investing your money,do you suggest I stuff my mattrest with it? Simply leaving any money in a savings account will yeild you nothing so I guess the mattrest idea atleast could give you some comfort....

   I never bought into gold,could have but didnt,however I did buy a stock a few years back,02,google has been good to me!!


    

[zack1234]

Investment were great if you had a spare £50k hanging about, but today the investment Guru's are hiding in their villa's

They are scratching their butts wondering where they are going to get their money from now

Guess what they are going to steal it back of us

The UK government are trying to force people to have a private pension, why? So their chums in the city can have the money

They want us to give money to the people who have screwed it all up in the first place, fantastic.

I have some investments, I will post the photos on Saturday

These have nothing to do with the City of London and will only go one way

Subprime   UBS 

It like taking candy from a baby

[RTHolmes]

I have some investments ... and will only go one way

Your investment may go up or down

 

[zack1234]

Hows your portfolio?

Financial advisors


This recession has not even started yet and they are still peddling their trade

"A fool and his money is easily parted" 

they are the first to moan when it falls flat on its butt, they never blame themselves

[LCADolby]

I invested spending all my money before the missus does.

[zack1234]

Here's a good one buy a house invest in it, save all your money up, and when your old and need looking after the government will take it off you

Here's another one spend all your money on booze,cigarettes and cars and when your old and need looking after the government will pay for "everything"

This is not a myth this is the UK in the 21st century.

Its absolutely true

By the way the "Government" = "The City of London Financial Sector"

And they have been bailed out by "MY" tax money because they were rubbish at what they did, bailing out greedy people because they were rubbish at what they were doing, fantastic