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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Is there
« Reply #45 on: December 07, 2012, 10:12:54 PM »
Quote from: Tupac on December 07, 2012, 10:19:07 AM
Finally manned up and asked her out yesterday. I got laundryzoned.

"It sounds like fun, but I gotta do laundry."

True story.

You can recover from this. Just offer that you can help her do her laundry by washing all her bras and panties
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Offline megadud

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Re: Is there
« Reply #46 on: December 08, 2012, 09:33:05 AM »
try this...

Go up to her and say...

What can i say? i like the way your put together. What'll you say we go on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex you know, see what happens.

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Offline MarineUS

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Re: Is there
« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2012, 10:50:01 AM »
You have these things between your legs.

You need to grab them, remember you're a man, and then just throw it out there (not like that!).

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Offline Stalwart

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Re: Is there
« Reply #48 on: December 08, 2012, 08:14:58 PM »
Why would anyone want to marry these days?  Women don't want to be wives, they just want to have husbands.  It ain't worth it.

Anything that flies floats or f...  is cheaper to rent.
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Re: Is there
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2012, 08:22:56 PM »
Pop up to DFW for a visit. We'll get some BBQ and if you still need it I'll beat you with a shovel behind the tool shed.

Here for the next 2 weeks for an initial.
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Offline bagrat

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Re: Is there
« Reply #50 on: December 08, 2012, 10:13:57 PM »
ladies like persistence, so even if they say no jus keep trying. It let's em know you're not a quitter. Maybe in her in her crazy girl head a male must jump through at least 2 hoops to prove worthy of a date, the hoop amount may vary due to the kind of vehicle u pull up in or how diligently u bathed before.
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Re: Is there
« Reply #51 on: December 08, 2012, 10:29:41 PM »
I agree with bagrat; be persistent. While their logic and reasoning skills may be flawed, paradoxically they tend to be more stable in a relationship.
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Re: Is there
« Reply #52 on: December 09, 2012, 08:34:18 AM »
I'm good buddies with the tower controllers where I keep my plane (and where she instructs) one of my friends said that I should ask her out on the radio next time we're on the same freq. I could clear it with the tower controllers an have flowers or something for her when we land.
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Offline Golfer

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Re: Is there
« Reply #53 on: December 09, 2012, 10:18:41 AM »
Are you asking her to dinner or to marry you?
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Offline Tupac

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Re: Is there
« Reply #54 on: December 09, 2012, 10:19:48 AM »
Dinner, BUT that will definitely put her on the spot and I can either quit wasting my time and move on to someone else, or she will say yes and we can go to dinner.
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Offline Golfer

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Re: Is there
« Reply #55 on: December 09, 2012, 01:54:34 PM »
Okay.

If you want to retain any reputation then just let it go. Don't be interested.  Let it to.  This will either cause you to be happy and not subject yourself to this masochistic behavior or she'll take an interest because you no longer are. Either way you're out clean.

Life isn't a romantic comedy and if you develop a reputation or being a lovesick puppy you'll have continued lack of success going forward.
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Offline xNOVAx

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Re: Is there
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2012, 02:39:34 PM »
Quote from: Tupac on December 09, 2012, 08:34:18 AM
I'm good buddies with the tower controllers where I keep my plane (and where she instructs) one of my friends said that I should ask her out on the radio next time we're on the same freq. I could clear it with the tower controllers an have flowers or something for her when we land.

Any elaborate 'asking out' for the first time usually never works. Putting her on the spot like that would put her on the defensive instantly and be a huge fail. Also, flowers before you're dating is a big no no IMO. As part of asking out for the first time, even a bigger no no as they could be seen as a crutch. Like, 'hey look how sweet and thoughtful I am. I bought you flowers. Will go out with me? Pleeeeaaaase?' If she wants to out with you, it wont be because you bought her flowers, it will be because she want to go out with you. Flowers initially add nothing. Girls don't want sweet and thoughtful right away, they want guys that are just doing their thing, and if a girl fits into that, so be it. If you pursue too hard, or come up with an elaborate plan to ask her out, you'll be seen as desperate. Just my $0.02
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Re: Is there
« Reply #57 on: December 09, 2012, 03:15:26 PM »
Yeah, do what I do. Move on to her friend. Then she'll get jealous and interested. :)
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Re: Is there
« Reply #58 on: December 09, 2012, 03:31:17 PM »
Tupac I'm sure she's older than you right?  It's common for you to have those type of feelings to someone who shares your interest. You have to recognize that shes seen a bit more of the world than you have. Your age is probably what's keeping her interest at arms length. You have to accept that. You are good looking young man with the whole world ahead of you. Slow down and don't be so quick to grab the first shiny thing you see.  Remember thank god for unanswered prayers.

You'll understand later in life.

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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Is there
« Reply #59 on: December 09, 2012, 04:07:06 PM »
Women instantly fall in love with anybody that flashes money  ;)
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