And this one was just begging to be re-adapted...
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,74527.msg707597.html#msg707597 Little Niki - Prince
Little Middy
I knew a dweeb named Middy, I guess you could say he was a HO fiend
I met him over Trinity spraying from a loaded magazine
He said, "How'd you like to HO one time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Middy lined
He couldn't fly his way out of an air castle, straight-line in the sky
He was such a newbie lemming, not a clue he could find to buy
He said, "Turn your plane on the plotted line"
His guns reached out and I knew it was the time
Ohhh, Middy!
At 1k out I started leading, or maybe it was an immelmann
I can't tell you what it did for me, but his plane will never touch down to land
His HOness can't kick my behind, oh, he'll moan and start to whine
But he'll sure enough, sure enough, HO again next time
Dweeby Middy, ohhhh!
He ended up in tower, his plane wasn't there
He looked all over, all he found was a note on an empty chair
It said, "Thank you 4 an easy time
Call me up whenever you wanna die"
Yeah, Middy, ohhh!
Oh, come back Middy, come back!
Ho dweeb gonna be wasting your time, time, time....
Sheesh, this one, too...
Middy
Oh Middy, you're so lame
You're so lame with the headon game
Hey Middy, hey Middy
Oh Middy, you're so lame
You're so lame with the headon game
Hey Middy, hey Middy
Oh Middy, you're so lame
You're so lame with the headon game
Hey Middy, hey Middy
Hey Middy!
You've been around a while, and you still try head on
You think you've got the game, but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you learn to fight so you can take me on, Middy?
Cuz when you say you can, it always means you gang
You're making me so ill lamer, please lamer, prang
Every fight you still headon like a drone, MIddy
Oh Middy, what a pity
You don't A C M
You make me immelmann
When you try to HO like them
Oh Middy, you're so chitty,
Can't you A C M
It's guys like you, Middy
Oh wish you flew Middy, flew Middy
Don't break apart, Middy
Hey Middy
Now when you take a headon shot, ya never gonna learn
Everytime we merge, I'll lead turn and you burn
Here's something of a clue, so don't say no, Middy
So come on and try a move off plane if you can
Anyway you wanna try it you'll die like a man
Please, lamer, please, try to fly with a plan, Middy
Oh Middy, what a pity
You don't A C M
You make me immelmann
When you try to HO like them
Oh Middy, you're so chitty,
Can't you A C M
It's guys like you, niki
Oh wish you flew Middy, flew Middy
Don't break apart, Middy
Oh Middy, you're so lame
You're so lame with the headon game
Hey Middy, hey Middy
