What will they show now?

[ozrocker]

Now that the Mayan Myth has passed, what in the world will any of the channels have to offer?

Discovery, History, TLC, etc, must all be panicking on finding what to run next

What is Brad Metzer to do?

                                                                                                                          Oz

[RedBull1]

Don't worry there's an endless supply of "AN ASTEROID HAS A 42.4358289563408 CHANCE OF HITTING EARTH ON THIS DATE, AND IF IT MISSES COMING AROUND ON THIS DATE!" stories.

We're far from through with the tin foil hats my friend! 

 

[USAFCAPcTSgt]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
Near miss or actual strike of an asteroid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantis
What will happen to future Earth when water swallows up all land.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amasia_(continent)
When the continents reform.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_giant
When the Earth is baked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_(hypothetical_star)
Twin star of our sun that has no visible illumination.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole
Wandering black hole that crosses within 1 light year of our sun.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saurian
Intelligent space faring species that left Earth 65 million years ago and returns to kick the mammals off the planet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda_Galaxy
Collision course with our galaxy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overpopulation
When the food supply runs out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypoxia_(environmental)
Loss of oxygen in food chain affecting the bottom of the ladder and killing off the higher levels.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tidal_locking
When the moon escapes.

Mutant insects
Aliens
Zombies
Vampires
Werewolves
Superplagues
Worldwide Infertility
Universe eithers collapses, expands into frozen temperatures or rips apart.

Take your pick.

[Nefarious]

They'll go back to running non-stop shows on Hitler and the Nazis.

[APDrone]

Some variation of 'Spin the Honey Boo Boo', I reckon..

 

[HL117]

                                         

                                                          ANICIENT ALIENS





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[ozrocker]

Ah yes, I forgot about the whacky guy with Ancient Aliens crap

Guess they'll focus on a "Zombie Apocalypse" too now as well




                                                                                                                              Oz

[smoe]

Yea lol, the asteroid super volcano doomsday theories have recently made a huge come back. As a matter of fact, I just watched an old episode of the History Channel’s top 5 or more doomsday prophecies.

[Maverick]

Some variation of 'Spin the Honey Boo Boo', I reckon..

 

That show is justification for the apocalypse.

[Getback]

I guess now I will fall behind on my Mayan history.

Our local radio had a great ad, "We're here for the Apocalypse."

[TonyJoey]

They'll go back to running non-stop shows on Hitler and the Nazis.

Glad someone else noticed the Military channel's lineup. There's a particular show on there "The Fatal Attraction of Adolf Hitler." I think they've fallen for it.

[RedBull1]

Ah yes, I forgot about the whacky guy with Ancient Aliens crap

Guess they'll focus on a "Zombie Apocalypse" too now as well




                                                                                                                             Oz

The Walking Dead FTW!

Zombie Apocalypse come at me bruh  

[ghi]

Now that the Mayan Myth has passed, what in the world will any of the channels have to offer?
                                                                                                                        

Agenda 21