Made some over the years here n there.
Latest is:
'Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am'
..wife wears them now an then, gets lots of comments

It has pix of our two brats on the front with their names taken when we brought them home.
'Gun control is being able to hit your target' is one of my favorites.
The one with the blown Hemi ..with the sayin 'I'd rather be blown than injected'
Did this for a few t-shirts of my own:

..is our first Vette, worked over a bit in Photoshop..made a great negative image on a black t-shirt..
..looked awesome on a white shirt also.
'Gettin old is not for sissies'
Ima Ford:
Fat Old Rude Dood
A favorite from my time in Southeast Asia with the 432nd TRW:

Still applies in Aces High:

Grand daughter wears one that states:
'This is what Awesome looks like'
She's 17.. be a senior next year ..
..frikkin elves steal years while you aren't lookin I tellya.
Daily run down facebook will net you some great ideas/sayings.
-just sayin
-Frank aka GE