I thought Jimmy Johnson selling Extenze was the worst shark jump I'd seen by a respected sports figure on a national scale. (Local spots don't count.) But bless his heart, Joe Theismann has made ol' Jimmy look like a cool old horndog. So what if Jimbo has a needs a little help in the sack, at least he's not wizzing his pants in the pressbox!
So did Lawrence Taylor.
Poor ol' Joe, I thought the worst moment of his career was when he helped LT make the #1 all time highlight reel. I was wrong.
