Dear Jetsom Ink,
I await word from you as to the best day and time for our dueling match. I frequent the LWMA during most evenings in an effort to hide from my wife. Feel free to PM me in game, sir. I also check this forum far too frequently during the work day, mainly because it allows me to look productive whilst geeking over an airplane game at work.
For our duel, I ask only that I have some sort of an advantage. As I certainly wish you no permanent disability, if you would kindly shut your preferred joystick hand in a car door (somewhat gently) approximately 25 minutes before our scheduled time I would greatly appreciate it. If you comply with my request, please keep it between us so I will appear awesome and legitimate.
I am aflame with anticipation.
Yours in virtual combat,
Triton28