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Offline Widewing

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Iranian Astronaut?
« on: February 04, 2013, 08:56:26 PM »
I see that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wants to be on the next Iranian rocket fired into space. Is it safe to conclude that the monkey was overqualified?

http://news.yahoo.com/ahmadinejad-wants-irans-first-astronaut-115509770.html
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Offline Puma44

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Re: Iranian Astronaut?
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2013, 09:07:39 PM »
Perhaps we should offer a booster rocket so he can get all the way to the moon..........one way.



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Re: Iranian Astronaut?
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2013, 04:31:17 AM »
Well considering that there are real doubts that the monkey sent into space actually made it back alive. Because the one introduced at the news conference was clearly a different one. I'm all for it. Send him on his way. It's always good to experiment on a monkey rather than a real person. :aok

Not that he'll do it, he's a fake, a hollow man. I suspect he has an appointment with a lampost and a piece of rope somewhere down the line. Once the Iranian people overthrow him and his puppetmasters.

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Re: Iranian Astronaut?
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2013, 05:42:40 AM »
Has the Iranian Space Program discovered Tang yet?

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Re: Iranian Astronaut?
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2013, 07:22:26 AM »
Amadinnerjacket's 'prop'aganda is at it again.
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Re: Iranian Astronaut?
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2013, 08:30:50 AM »
Iran should set up kick starter account.
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Re: Iranian Astronaut?
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2013, 09:00:11 AM »
A perfect time to test one of our anti-ballistic missles out
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Re: Iranian Astronaut?
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2013, 10:23:32 AM »
Apparently they are using the same people who did the Apollo moon landings :old:

It should look more realistic this time round :old:
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