While I'm sure your normal tater chucking ability is better than that... Welcome to my world!
MrCrowly (aka Drkhorse, rgr, BuckRgrs, MajrWood, indeep, and a few others) is very good at reinventing recent history and talking unwarranted trash. He once told me "<<<<<<<<I'll take on your hole squad!!!!!!!!!!", which at the time was just 3 of us on. We obliged, and he promptly counted 5 planes and numerous non-existent ho's. To add to it, the "whole squad" part of our engagement was really just a series of 1 v 1's, with only a couple passes made by more than one plane.
And he still cusses over range when I don't check his six.