A friend of mine went to the dentist today....this is his experience.
"i was at the dentist and i was getting my teeth x rayed and the lady farted and i couldnt laugh cause my mouth was like jammmed up with those plastic things they jam in there to keep your mouth open and i didnt want to be rude,and it realy sucked it was llike having an itch you cant scratch and i was trying to be nice but the odor came about 15 seconds later and i just closed my eyes and had stomach pains from holding back... i dont know who was more embarrassed."