Bad news guys...In an attempt to steal plans to update US warplanes, A North Korean cyber-attack locked onto a firm in Grapevine, TX with the secret code-name "HiTech Creations". Computer files were dug up containing important data that would help the "Bish" (UN forces) destroy the "Knit-wits" (North Korea). North Korean officials have revealed that the files also contained plans for a "remodeled Lancaster" capable of delivering nuclear payloads. To cover their tracks, the DPRK employed a computer virus to bring down the BBS system to distract the "imperialists" from the clandestine operation.
