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Offline Changeup

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David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« on: April 10, 2013, 02:07:50 PM »
10. I try to kill 999000's bombers and my repeated deaths won't affect my REAL score

9.  I can fly Spits and no one will notice

8.  I can fly Brewsters and Wmaker will notice

7.  I can Perk farm until anyone notices

6.  I can learn new planes like the 262

5.  I can spew at who ever I like on 200 and not worry they will drive to my house and beat me

4.  I am secretly someone better than I actually am...just ask either of me

3.  I can take someone elses old name and pretend I'm them until someone who knows them asks me my real name..which doesn't take long

2.  I can take my time learning to shoot taters cuz its hard

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO SHADE:

1.  I DON'T WANT OTHER PLAYERS TO KNOW IT'S ME THEY'RE KILLING BECAUSE I FLY LIKE A NOOB WHEN I'M LEARNING NEW PLANES I'M NOT COMFORTABLE IN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2013, 02:13:17 PM »
2 accounts would fit me well because I think i may be bipolar so then i would be able to feed my alternate persona of whom is an irrogant cocky ashole without ruining the little reputation i have lol.
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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2013, 02:16:53 PM »
You forgot one;

11. You can fly without having to answer questions or TA requests.
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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2013, 02:19:18 PM »
 :lol
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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2013, 02:20:24 PM »
Damn, busted  :frown:
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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2013, 03:24:30 PM »
 :rofl

Never thought about shading to learn to shoot taters. 

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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2013, 04:53:35 PM »
Quote from: Delirium on April 10, 2013, 02:16:53 PM
You forgot one;

11. You can fly without having to answer questions or TA requests.

Mercy me, I never have that problem  :aok
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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2013, 07:45:23 PM »
How are these guys shade vulch? 2 AH accounts, 2 internet lines and two PCs?

Doesn't seem worth the 30 bucks.
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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2013, 07:51:50 PM »
Did someone say taters?
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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2013, 12:02:01 PM »
Quote from: sonic23 on April 10, 2013, 02:13:17 PM
2 accounts would fit me well because I think i may be bipolar so then i would be able to feed my alternate persona of whom is an irrogant cocky ashole without ruining the little reputation i have lol.
You have a reputation?
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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2013, 12:18:57 PM »
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Re: David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Shade in AH...
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2013, 10:13:08 PM »
 Quote 

Quote from: Delirium on Yesterday at 14:16:53
You forgot one;

11. You can fly without having to answer questions or TA requests.


Mercy me, I never have that problem    


Questioned TT about this, then TB now it all makes sense  :noid


Mercy me oh My
 
 
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