Blackpudding is awesome by the way, but impossible to get in low fat
But it's 'bloody' good!
I doubt if there's anything low fat about any aspect of a full English breakfast. Nor indeed a full Irish which usually includes white pudding to complement the black pudding, sausages, bacon, eggs, toast and fried tomato. Which is making me hungry as all I had for breakfast this morning were two slices of toast.
I don't think you can get luftwaffles round my way. It does raise the question as to what Der Fuhrer did have for breakfast, although as he habitually slept until noon. I suppose it must have been brunch!