Worst date ever?

[RTHolmes]

my worst was a double-date with my mate and his girlfriend and her friend who I really liked but who was only around for 3 more weeks before going abroad for while. lunch was great, we drank a fair bit, and at one point I asked my mates gf why I hadnt seen her for a while, "Oh Ive been ill, but I'm much better now". "Eww you're not contagious or anything are you?" I asked half-jokingly "Hehe no its fine" she said.

I dont know if any of you have had chickenpox as an adult but I wouldnt recommend it. The next day my body decided to get rid of anything which wasnt firmly attached, couldnt keep even water down for 3 days, didnt eat anything for over a week and spent another 2 weeks recovering. She met someone on holiday. Brilliant.

[Zacherof]

Don't mess with skuzzy!!!

he likes giving people vacations

skuzzy your awesome
 

[Meatwad]

   

Being half asleep makes typing posts interesting 

[deadstikmac]

In high school I was sweet on a cheerleader who was out of my legue. When I would ask her out she just laughed in my face.

Finally I had saved enough money too buy a car. Asked again got the same response so instead of buying a car I took all the other cheerleaders out in 4 different limos to the most swank place in town and hired a photographer too take pictures of the night. All the cheerleaders except her, the pictures of that night I put up in banners all over the school. Instant stardom... When she did accept my date offer. I took her to 7-11 for a cup of ramen noodles and dropped her off at home.


edit

Forgot too add... about 7 or 8 years later is what makes this story epic.

I was doing my flight medic rotations with a local hospital and we got the "Prom Promise" for a High School where she had became a teacher and gained about 200 pounds. We landed a bird on the football field and later on during the event she brought her class to see the bird and sees me instead. I wish I had a picture for the look on her face.

[RTHolmes]

now that is a masterclass in passive aggression

[Zacherof]

Hahahahaahaha
 

what a biatch!!

[MrRiplEy[H]]

I took her to 7-11 for a cup of ramen noodles and dropped her off at home.
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she had became a teacher and gained about 200 pounds.

It's the noodles... you shocked her and she started eating the experience and never quit!

[deadstikmac]

When I see a few gals at a pub and offer to buy one a drink and she refuses I buy her whole table a round except the one whom I asked. 

[Zacherof]

When I see a few gals at a pub and offer to buy one a drink and she refuses I buy her whole table a round except the one whom I asked. 

where dies that get you and I might have to try that.

[Banshee7]

When I see a few gals at a pub and offer to buy one a drink and she refuses I buy her whole table a round except the one whom I asked. 

Ya know...definitely going to do that this weekend!  I rarely ever get turned down on a free drink, but next time it happens watch out! 

#S#



Josh

[guncrasher]

When I see a few gals at a pub and offer to buy one a drink and she refuses I buy her whole table a round except the one whom I asked. 

I usually buy her drinks till she says yes  .


semp

[ToeTag]

I was the 'worst date ever' for many girls in my time 

Making pie charts in your mashed potatoes Lusche?

[Zacherof]

Making pie charts in your mashed potatoes Lusche?