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Offline Rondar

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Death by sex
« on: May 15, 2013, 11:27:57 PM »
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Re: Death by sex
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2013, 12:24:06 AM »
 :O
What in the name of.....
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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Re: Death by sex
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2013, 12:35:58 AM »
"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.








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Re: Death by sex
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2013, 01:11:52 AM »
What if having sex with a hornets nest is soo awesome it's worth death?

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Re: Death by sex
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2013, 01:43:43 AM »
I still think that's preferable to the suicide by horse cock that happened in WA state some years back. 
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Re: Death by sex
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2013, 01:47:26 AM »
Leave Mr Hands out of this.

The crazy thing is that guy was a Boeing engineer.

The crazier thing is that I know so much about this subject.
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Offline Tec

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Re: Death by sex
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2013, 02:23:48 AM »
Leave Mr Hands out of this.

The crazy thing is that guy was a Boeing engineer.

The crazier thing is that I know so much about this subject.

Nominated for LOL post of the year. 
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Re: Death by sex
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2013, 02:40:01 AM »
I still think that's preferable to the suicide by horse cock that happened in WA state some years back. 
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Re: Death by sex
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2013, 10:22:18 AM »
Um the first lines say it was exposed as a hoax. Reading skills, anyone?
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Offline Rondar

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Re: Death by sex
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2013, 01:30:17 PM »
Well, when it was first posted it was not labeled a hoax.
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Offline Bizman

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Re: Death by sex
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2013, 02:02:56 PM »
It was first posted in September 2012 on a satiric Swedish site. For Swedes the nature of the story was obvious because of the names of the "experts". It wasn't until yesterday that International Business Times published the "news", maybe due to lack of real items. Today they've been begging for pardon of their readers for fooling them with such a joke. A short story in Swedish here: http://www.metro.se/udda/nyhet-om-man-som-hade-sex-med-getingbo-gor-succe/EVHmep!Fr1rUoDGpKSE/, Google translator seems to do a decent job on it.