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Offline DubiousKB

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Birds N' The Beez
« on: May 21, 2013, 05:52:00 PM »
How old were you when you learned about the birdz and the beez?

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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2013, 06:16:30 PM »
About the same time I learned to adjust my socks.
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2013, 07:20:40 PM »
 :uhoh not saying...but it was fun  :D
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2013, 07:22:59 PM »
Quote from: DubiousKB on May 21, 2013, 05:52:00 PM
How old were you when you learned about the birdz and the beez?


Still waiting for someone to tell me!  :furious
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2013, 08:12:01 AM »
    Self taught.  :old:


 We played a game in the 70's where you would go in the closet with a girl for 5 minutes.  :O
 10-13 years old maybe? We were innocent back then lol.

    Mmm remember sented love letters. E-mail, texting so impersonal these kids are so missing out on the innocence of youth.
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2013, 11:17:53 AM »
Quote from: Slate on May 22, 2013, 08:12:01 AM
    Self taught.  :old:


 We played a game in the 70's where you would go in the closet with a girl for 5 minutes.  :O
 10-13 years old maybe? We were innocent back then lol.

    Mmm remember sented love letters. E-mail, texting so impersonal these kids are so missing out on the innocence of youth.
didn't have a phone for the longest time.

Booze made innocence go out the window tho :D
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2013, 12:08:10 PM »
I've been told that I hadn't even learned to speak when I first showed my ability to tell roosters from hen.
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2013, 02:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Dragon on May 21, 2013, 06:16:30 PM
About the same time I learned to adjust my socks.

not me in the pic, just thought it was hilarious!
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Offline Stellaris

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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2013, 03:17:20 PM »
I got stung by a bee when I was seven, but I remember the sugar birds in Grenada from when I was three.  There was a parrot or a macaw or something too.
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2013, 09:08:32 AM »
  How kids learn now........

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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2013, 11:35:30 AM »
Heh, when my older boy was six he was upstairs playing on the computer.  His mom heads up with a snack for him, and her footsteps are greeted by a franctic "Don't come up, don't come up!"

Which of course any mom knows means she'd better just get on up there.

The poor lad had typed "sex.com" into the browser, a predictably eye-popping experience, and tried to close the window when he heard her coming.  Of course this just generated an endless sequence of porn-site popups that got bigger every time he tried to close one...
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2013, 11:37:47 AM »
way to young.
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2013, 11:56:50 AM »
Alright here's a dirty joke for allyou dirty old men.... (The ladies should get a kick out of it too as I suppose it's similiar)...


What is the most sensitive part of your body when you masterbate?........



.....Your ears....     :huh :O  :uhoh

....What's that!? Is Someone coming!?  :devil
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2013, 11:58:06 AM »
.... I hope the above isn't too bad.. Forgot about the posting specifics.. Don't Ban me for ludeness.  :bolt:
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Re: Birds N' The Beez
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2013, 12:35:01 PM »
 :rofl cum on guys, that was pretty good  :t
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