I use a rotating bird device to lure said birds into a false state of security its is meant for game shooting but works very well Yes the Seagull Putsch was a failure but valuable lessons were gained from said debacle I decided on my next attempt would be through the Democratic system of proportional representation using Canadian Geese and Windoline The first thing i will do when King of America will be to revoke the vote for women which is silly when they are busy at home washing gussets and making pies I will also rename American Football to American Handball because its is in fact a sport primarily using the hands, and designed to stop at regular intervals to allow the advertisements of essential products such as Greecian 2000 and Leather product softener