A Reading from the Book of Dweebery, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the story of the return of the legendary cartoon shady persons, saying, "Bless these, O Lord, that with them we mayst gang, and pick, and lob k4 taters, and blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. We will be as The Few, but with sillier names and better teeth." And the Muppets did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou climbeth into the cockpit of thou late war uber ride. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy K4 tater in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
