Funny story, thanks.
Reminded me of one that happened about 15 years ago, in Boston I think. Young guy, early twenties tries to strongarm rob an old guy in an underground parking garage.
Turns out the "old guy" was on the American Olympic Wrestling Team in the early 50s.
Long story short, "the old guy" body slams young punk, lays him out, and and hands him over to the cops.
I still chuckle about that one.
Imagine going to jail and admitting to being stomped by someone 3 times+ your age.
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