The proper applicant would have to be somebody who does not fly regularly in the arenas, I would think.
I would think the perfect aplicant would be a school bus driver who is also a current or longstanding AH player. Think about it.
Busy with other employment for 4-6 hours, so might be looking to be productive another 4-6 hours a day.
Experienced with babysitting rambuncious children.
Can somehow operate any window on a bus that us mere mortal passengers commonly strugle with for 15minutes to operate (and often fail).
Their off-season would be the forums prime-season.
What more?