Arrr

[ozrocker]

 Today is Talk like a Pirate Day, Ye scalawag Sea dogs



                                                                                                                       :cheers:Oz

[Dragon]

Arrrrr, yeah tis.  Get ya're free Krispy Creme's today.

[Curval]

It's not Arr...it's HARRRRRR!!


bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
 sweet17: ???
 bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
 bloodninja: ok?
 bloodninja: Hello?
 sweet17: You can't be serious
 bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
 bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
 sweet17: this is retarded
 bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
 sweet17: Yes I want it.
 bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
 sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
 bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
 bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
 bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet k***y.
 bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
 sweet17: mmmm yeah
 bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
 sweet17: Har
 bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
 bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
 sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
 bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
 bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
 bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
 bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
 sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
 bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
 bloodninja: going limp
 sweet17: HARRRRRRR
 bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
 bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
 bloodninja: going limp
 sweet17: this is stupid
 bloodninja: ...still limp
 bloodninja: Do it!
 sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
 bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
 bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your a**.
 bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your a**.
 sweet17: WTF?!?!?
 bloodninja: They stink really bad.
 sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
 bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly a**
 bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
 bloodninja: I ram it up your a**.
 sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
 bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
 bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
 bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
 sweet17: **** YOU *******!!
 bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
 bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
 bloodninja: ...going limp again.
 bloodninja: Hello?
 bloodninja: Say it!
 bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
 

[MrRiplEy[H]]

Heh I liked the bloodninja story with the robe and the wizard hat more

[Ripsnort]

If you drink before 12pm you may be an alcoholic unless you're a pirate...then it's pirate day every day!

[Rich46yo]

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
we get all that we want for free
 We値l kick your ass
then rape your lass
Somalian Pirates We
 So with a yo ho ho
 Yo.. ho.. ho..
 and with a ye he he
 Ye.. he.. he..
 We take to the African sea
We値l brave the squalls and bust yer balls
Somalian Pirates We
 Somalian Pirates We

 We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We値l cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We値l take your boat
Set your bellybutton afloat
 Somalian Pirates we

With a yo ho ho ho
Yo ho ho
And a tricka-latee-do
 Tricka-latee-do
We値l shoot you in the face with glee

[Arlo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqMu6e5Dgtg

[WEZEL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W9WtHCo_-4