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Offline rpm

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Emergency Alert System
« on: October 20, 2013, 08:41:23 AM »
This is an activation of the Emergency Alert System for North Texas. This alert extends along and 30 miles either side of a line extending from Jacksboro, Texas to Gainesville, Texas. At 8:30 am reports of me eating pickled eggs and cheladas for breakfast were confirmed. Wind squalls in excess of 90mph and toxic levels of methane are possible until sundown. Small children and the elderly are encouraged to stay indoors.

We now return you to your regular programming.
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Offline rogwar

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Re: Emergency Alert System
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2013, 09:08:31 AM »
 :rofl

Thankfully we are not going dove hunting.


Ever been to Herds in Jacksboro?
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Offline JimmyD3

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Re: Emergency Alert System
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2013, 09:23:53 AM »
 :rofl Actually its the H2S (Hydrogen Sulfide) gas that concerns me.  :rofl
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Offline rpm

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Re: Emergency Alert System
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2013, 09:24:08 AM »
Quote from: rogwar on October 20, 2013, 09:08:31 AM
Ever been to Herds in Jacksboro?
Like you even had to ask. Double/double, chips & DP. :x
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Offline smoe

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Re: Emergency Alert System
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2013, 10:26:37 AM »
That reminds me, I plan to cook one of these Skyline microwavable 3-ways. Watch out Ohio, this is your final warning.
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