Chuck Norris and the men of Operational Detachment Delta

[waystin2]

Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

[Plawranc]

They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it back to "Broadway". Because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

[Kingpin]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he taught his parents to stay away from strangers

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Chuck Norris sends his emails through the postal service

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Chuck Norris won the Tpur De France running

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero

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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris

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Attention pays Chuck Norris

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When sheep can't sleep, they count Chuck Norrises

[bustr]

In Korea where Chuck first learned Tang Soo Do while he was a USAF Air Policeman. It wasn't because he wanted to learn karate. It was the only way the little Korean man was willing to sell him real Korean Kimchi. Real kimchi is so bad, first you learn karate or it eats you.

2 cups dried red pepper flakes and 1 cup raw garlic to every gallon of cabbage. Oh and 2 year old rotted fermented shrimp paste. Or fermented fish, or fermented squid....fermented something dead and stinky.

There is truth to crapping thunder and lightning.

[Kingpin]

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats death fair and square.



(On a side note: I challenge Bustr to tell a one-liner. Ever.   )

[DaveBB]

In Korea where Chuck first learned Tang Soo Do while he was a USAF Air Policeman. It wasn't because he wanted to learn karate. It was the only way the little Korean man was willing to sell him real Korean Kimchi. Real kimchi is so bad, first you learn karate or it eats you.

2 cups dried red pepper flakes and 1 cup raw garlic to every gallon of cabbage. Oh and 2 year old rotted fermented shrimp paste. Or fermented fish, or fermented squid....fermented something dead and stinky.

There is truth to crapping thunder and lightning.

Chuck said he learned Karate as a kid because he was being bullied.

[bustr]

Learned it in Korea when he was stationed there in the late 50's as an AP. Very few people knew anything about chop saki in the US during the 50's. The bullied story was to inspire children.

His real name is Carlos Norris.

I'm what happens when you get older than dirt. Eventually you will run into everything 30 or 40 years before everyone today thinks it's new. One liners are for wussies with 30 years to go.

[BaldEagl]

When bustr speaks, Chuck Norris can turn it into a one-liner.