It makes me warm inside to know that in America we have fluoride in our water. That creates great jokes about the English 
Fluoride is actually a mind altering drug, given to our government by aliens, to keep us docile and controllable.
I'm serious! I heard about it on The History Channel's Ancient Aliens show so it must be true!

Come on....would anyone with a hair style like that lie?!?!

On the plus side...it also keeps our teeth from looking like those of the Brits.
