I have discovered some of the hidden achievements you might earn while playing Aces High on your way to four stars.
We all no that certain player that deserves one or more of these achievements.
Just imagine yours or someone else's name here ( ) Has earned the hidden achievement
[LORD OF THE WINGS ] SMEAGUL is consumed with playing his PRECIOUS Aces High everyday.
[Major HEMRIOD] Sit on your bellybutton and play Aces High all day.
[MAJOR HUE JASS] I ain't got time to go to the gym I'm playing Aces High everyday.
[IGNORE MY MORALE COMPASS] and become a COMP.ASS.
[Major CRACKPOT] Look at me I'm a dumarss
[HAVEN A Bad Bedaey ] get shot down while AFK to take a dumb.
[Major HANGOVER] I gots me a 12 pack and all day to play Aces High .
[Major HASBEEN] KNOCK KNOCK who's there? Justin Bieber who?
[MAJOR CONSTIPATION] I'm full of CRAP and I need more fiber in my diet.
[MAJOR [WITHDRAWAL] Sure picked a bad day to quit drinking and smoking crack cocaine.
[Captain STUPOR] Get the love boat sunk while AFK to get another beer..
[MAJOR ACHIEVER] for OVER ACHIEVING .
[GENERAL FRUSTRATION] wife is not in the mood so I'm playing Aces High instead .
[CORPORAL PUNISHMENT] the wife has PMS and that's why I'm hiding out till she cools off .
[MAJOR PMS] Aunt Flow has come for a visit and she brought plenty of wife ack.
[WIFE SAYS SOMETHING SMART] Starts sentence with my husband once said.
[LOG OFF UNEXPECTEDLY] Suddenly I notice Mom standing behind me with the hot sauce.
[MAN OF THE HOUSE] The beers already open when she brings it to me.
[ENDURED MAJOR WIFE ACK] Don't ya just hate when good beaver goes bad?
[HONEY BADGER] Endure massive barrage of wife ack.
[Hienrics got Lederhosen] For playing Aces High in women's underwear.
[NO VIENER SCHNITZEL FOR ME] Mien froeline sais nien tu zee pussen.
[SUCCESSFULLY LAND DEAD STICK] When airplanes go quiet, just like a woman, it's usually not good.
[SMOKING HOLE] Crap I forgot P38's compress.
[HENWAY DICKFOR the SNIPE HUNTER] ALT F4 Get fooled by some smartass .
[DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR ] GRAYCLIFF has entered the room. You may be seated.
[GITRDONE MAYNARD] Happier then a tornadee in a trailer park DADGUM.
[HAPPYDAZED] In the fetal position with druel on my chin. I messed up and smoked weed with Wily again.
[HAPPY DAZE] Fonsy and Mrs C light up a fatty.
[MAJOR FRIGmALL] Wish this button could drop a nuke.
[MAJOR BRAIN FART] Somebody pulled my finger.
[HARDNOX] I just got skooled
[DOOM DESPAIR EXCESSIVE MISERY] "If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all"
[CANT LAND A KILL] Some days It's like nine piggies feeding from an eight tiit hog and I'm the runt of the litter.
[RONDAR has to go TWERK] It's getting late hope we capture this base soon.
[YOU'VE BEEN SHAWK SHANKED] Get plugged by 6' 5" 250lbs of muscle, and mullet. "Oh Andy"
[MAJOR CY BULLY] So mean the ladies at the church wouldn't throw Holy water on him if he was on fire.
[YOUR A MAN of WAR] Don't argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
[ORDER OF THE HAPPY ANCIENT AVIATOR] HEELER finally has a bowel movement.
[WANTED DELIVERY BOY NO DELIVERY MAN] Somebody looks for someone to post mark his male box.
[HAPPY CAMPER] Roasting weenies with open fire.
[ADMIRAL NUMBNUTS] Jerk the ship and spill seamen all over the poop deck.
[CAPTAIN ADMIRED BY ALL] Cause my ship don't sink.
[COLONEL ALZHEIMER ] .................ahhhhh where did I park my tank battalion?
[ORDER OF THE JEDI] Way to use the FORTS Luke.
[MAJOR ASSMATTER] Someone needs to change their shorts.
[ODER OF THE ANCIENT AVIATOR] Wife says It's time to log off and take a bath.
[FLYER TUCK SPRAY N PRAY] Empty my clip and hope to God I hit something.
[ODER of the OLD FART] Use your INSTINK to stun the enemy and make a clean getaway.
[CRANK up the GAYDAR] Need a gunner to join my COCKPIT.
[I'm NAKED HA HA HA] The squirrels with cameras can see your nutts.
[MAJOR SHORT CUMMING] Should of had a bigger joystick.
[SHUNNED BY THE ELDERS] Find a piggy butter my corn and sow them oats.
[HUNNY BOO BOO] Cleatus forgets to buy more rubbers.
[SUM WON MOONS] TOJO shows just what he thinks of your flying skills.
[LAND A KILL] Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.
[YOUR IN THE TOWER] Experience .....something you get just after you need it.
[YOUR IN THE TOWER AGAIN] Eating my lunch because REVENGE is a dish better served cold.
[FLYAGRA] Stay up for a four hour sortie.
[THIS GUYS ON FIRE] The only time you can have to much fuel.[
[MIDWAY GETS SQUELCHED] I have the right to remain silent. Just not the ability.
[SHAWK n AWE] Blow out one more candle in the BISH NIT confidence shrine.
[MAJOR ATTITUDE] "It's a great day to wup somebody's ass"
[MAJOR PARADIME SHIFT] This just in Free thinking cat sh*ts outside of the box
[DANCES WITH BEER] How do you like my new Indian name?
[TAKE THE BAIT] Got pulled in hook line and sinker.
[ROPE A DOPE] Someone completely forget their aircraft management training.
[FEELING COCKY] Aces High where with just a few key strokes I can safely insult another man while sitting behind my key board totally naked.
[FAMOUS LAST WORDS] I'll just put it on auto pilot while I make me a samwich.
[IN TO DEEP] Mom says If you find yourself in a hole it's best to stop digging.
[MAE WEST] In my chute. Crap I should not surf porn during climb out.
[GET SHOT DOWN WHILE AFK] B double E double R U N BEER RUN
[CHEF BOYARDEE] Opened me a can of whoopass.
[BURN THE OTHER CHEEK] Trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of whoopass.
[SAY SOMETHING AWKWARD] Does anyone else here have a woman in a pit? Hello is this thing on?
[DAIRYAIR] Complete a milk run in my birthday suit.
[CHECK MY OWN SIX] I really should work on my situational awareness.
[ANTHONY BORDAIN] Successfully land my plane with parts unknown.
[IT'S A WONDERFUL ACES HIGH LIFE] Angel says every time I loose a wing I can just reup another plane.
[MIDDLE FINGER] Heres what I really think of your flying skills.
[WHAT I REALLY THINK] You are a week sauce trolling tea bag drinking picker with a cowbell.
[BAFFLE THEM WITH BULL CRAP] There are three kinds of people those who can count and those who cant because half this game is 90% mental.
[A BIT TO COCKY] Your hotter then a two donut billy goat.
[GOT SOME ACTION] Great I don't need fiber today.
[GOT NO COME BACK WEAPON] Just realized I entered the battle of wits unarmed.
[I'VE BEN A DICK ARNOLD] Switch countries because I'm loyal to no one but ME ME ME.
[CAPTAIN PARANOID] Open your eyes "sheeple" the spy's are among us.
[MAJOR CRACKPOT] Someone forgot to cash their reality check.
[MR CONFIDENCE] I'm always right, I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
[GROW A PAIR] Get your self a vagina those things never ware out. They should make roads out of that stuff.
[BEAONCE GETS JIGGY WID IT] "All the boys in the yard want my milk shake"
[SHANIQUA GETS ALL NASTY ] You need to duesh gurl you got seagulls following you.
[ RIPE OLE ACES HIGH PLAYER] I'm Just a" PLANE" person with a certain "AIR" about me.
[LAND 3 ASSISTS] Oh great always a brides maid never a bride.
[DISTRACT ANOTHER PLAYER] Does anyone no any good "Ike" jokes?
[MISSILE TOAD] You can kiss your ORDS good bye.
[FALL OFF MY CHAIR] What the F#*K That sortie didn't go quite like I planned.
[LAND A KILL IN EVERY PLANE] WOW this second account sure is handy for earning achievements.
[ACES HIGH LIFE ALERT] HALP the sky is falling and I can't get up!!!!
[ROYAL AIR FARCE] Never have so few screwed up so many times.
[MASTER OF THE AH LINGO] WTG I'm AFK to RTB to the CV because I WF the town before egging a WIRB and PRK'n the ACK and ord .
[CAPTURE A BASE]"It's amazing what can be accomplished when nobody cares about who gets the credit."
[WIN THE WAR] Way to work together. Hope we don't get another crappy map.
[CUBS WIN] This just in Hell freezes over and Aces High has a new map.
