Once there was an online game that people took really seriously. That was a good thing, or maybe, given the context, understandable...
blah, blah, blah... insert body of story here.
...and, after being pelted with small chunks of metal, assorted detritus, and one very notable watermelon that appeared to have been soaked in human excrement, Tila vowed never to appear as an opening act for that band ever again.
-The End.
So, could someone please tell me how we got from a review of the Tupolev to arguments over bomber etiquette? Oh yeah, the perks thing. It seems like a separate topic. I call hijack.