new word for the O.E.D.

[shermanjr]

thought eod was those complete nuts that dispose of ieds and toejam

[Brooke]

with the thousands of sorties that happen every day every single thing that you think hasnt happened it has happened. 

-have you ever killed a tiger with a single cannon round from a spitfire?
-ever killed a tiger with one rocket from a pony?
-you ever killed 3 b17's with a single pass?
-you ever won a 5v1 fight?
-you ever won a 6v1 fight?
-you ever been in a 3v1 fight where all 3 friendlies kill shot each other?
-you ever been gotten both wings shot off  with cannons, then rocket vulched and still got a sucessfull landing?
-you ever won a 2 v1 fight while using a c47?
-ever been shot down by a spitfire tail gunner?

the list of of weird things that has happened to me is not by any chance a once in a life time thingy.  a lot of guys can post even weirder things that has happened to them.

semp
 

I've got my own list that is almost like that:

-- has a Tiger ever killed your aircraft with one shot from its main gun?
-- ever killed yourself by running into a Tiger while trying to hit it with a rocket?
-- you ever been killed by 3 B-17's in one pass?
-- you ever lose in a 5 on 1 fight, where you are the side with 5?
-- likewise, you ever lose in a 6 on 1 fight?
-- you ever been in a 3 on 1 fight where you killshot yourself?
-- you ever gotten both wings shot off with cannons, then rocket vulched, before you ever got off the ground?
-- you ever lost a 2 on 1 fight against 1 C-47?
-- ever been shot down by a spitfire tail gunner? [The one question we share exactly]

[eagl]

I once beat Drex by sitting next to him and watching HIS monitor instead of mine.  And it was because I'm a real pilot and he's just that emperor guy who passes judgment with a simple thumbs up or down, when he meets real pilots.  Yes, this one flies.  No, that one does not fly.  Stupid flight docs, what do they know about anything anyhow?

What was I saying?

Oh yea, this one time I killed Drex, at a con, by cheating.  Which is the only way pilots ever beat Doctors.  Screw you Drex you suck.

[RotBaron]

Was only going to post a  to this whole mess.








but then I saw Brooke's list.    I din care who ya r, thats funnnnny. 

[PJ_Godzilla]

I once beat Drex by sitting next to him and watching HIS monitor instead of mine.  And it was because I'm a real pilot and he's just that emperor guy who passes judgment with a simple thumbs up or down, when he meets real pilots.  Yes, this one flies.  No, that one does not fly.  Stupid flight docs, what do they know about anything anyhow?

What was I saying?

Oh yea, this one time I killed Drex, at a con, by cheating.  Which is the only way pilots ever beat Doctors.  Screw you Drex you suck.

Now that's some bonafide SCHMACKTICS talk.