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Offline Wiley

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #120 on: November 07, 2014, 02:27:03 PM »
The CEO and Producers of the AH Onion have just taken an emergency vacation until such time that the all clear is sounded after the Skuzzyzilla passes through town.

What, haven't you ever seen a Pilates Harness before?

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #121 on: November 07, 2014, 02:40:20 PM »
Skuzzyzilla has a way of being slow before he suddenly gets up to speed. This post was going fine until we ventured down a leather lined rabbit hole.
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #122 on: November 07, 2014, 04:57:10 PM »
This thread just keeps getting better & better  :rofl
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #123 on: November 07, 2014, 06:11:34 PM »
This post was going fine until we ventured down a leather lined rabbit hole.

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #124 on: November 08, 2014, 01:04:46 AM »
I'm Pregnant...   :(

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #125 on: November 08, 2014, 03:49:27 AM »
I'm Pregnant...   :(


bet it's latrobes  :bolt: :devil
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #126 on: November 08, 2014, 07:06:48 AM »
I'm Pregnant...   :(


Tell trobe yet, or you going to wait to try and keep him from running off...

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #127 on: November 08, 2014, 12:55:42 PM »
Tell trobe yet, or you going to wait to try and keep him from running off...

He already did run off "quit the game a little while"

Now he won't even look me in the eye or in this case the back of my head...
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #128 on: November 08, 2014, 06:27:02 PM »
HEADLINE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrKraby has been found out. She is MrsKraby with Lathrobe's luvchild. Army of Muppets will not comment on their way ward fuzzy critter boy's attraction to Chitin and Klaws. Unnamed sources over heard: "Shooting is shooting. At least it was skilled ACM to a 6 shot. No frontal shots from our boys like those derned Stehen Sie gegenüber, Dachrinne-Schnepfe schlechte Jungen zu schießen".

The drama runs deep dear readers. Only time will tell the out come of this illicit affair and the Chitin critter waif.........
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #129 on: November 08, 2014, 11:38:11 PM »
HEADLINE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrKraby has been found out. She is MrsKraby with Lathrobe's luvchild. Army of Muppets will not comment on their way ward fuzzy critter boy's attraction to Chitin and Klaws. Unnamed sources over heard: "Shooting is shooting. At least it was skilled ACM to a 6 shot. No frontal shots from our boys like those derned Stehen Sie gegenüber, Dachrinne-Schnepfe schlechte Jungen zu schießen".

The drama runs deep dear readers. Only time will tell the out come of this illicit affair and the Chitin critter waif.........

DON'T

TELL

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #130 on: November 09, 2014, 10:26:20 AM »
                                                                BREAKING NEWS
       It has been confirmed, Crabby will be giving birth to about 100 crab/human eggs in 2 weeks, all believed to be male, stay tuned for more on the reports of midway's conservation efforts for Albatroses gone wrong... Back to you bustr!

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #131 on: November 09, 2014, 01:01:13 PM »
This just in,

some random dude who has no idea whats going on made a post.

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #132 on: November 09, 2014, 01:05:26 PM »
some random dude who has no idea whats going on made a post.

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #133 on: November 09, 2014, 01:07:04 PM »
This just in,

some random dude who has no idea whats going on made a post.
Just random nonsense that keeps us from doing this IRL. It also keeps us off Skuzzy's shoulders a bit.

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #134 on: November 09, 2014, 02:57:06 PM »
This just in,

some random dude who has no idea whats going on made a post.

 :rofl Go read the first post, it is a news parody of AH in game and on the BB  :devil

Although I think it's more funny to watch non funny people think they are funny
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