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Offline Lab Rat 3947

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #150 on: December 05, 2014, 10:36:00 AM »
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #151 on: December 06, 2014, 07:51:03 PM »
latest news:

semp was upset because we had 10 or 15 guys at 10 or 12k while the evil red cons were vulching the field.  semp tried to take leadership and asked all to help stop the cap over the field.  several replied that they would follow semp.  semp valiantly dove in and damaged 1 airplane and destroyed another.  all on range started laughing when semp was hit by ack and realized that the field wasnt being vulched it was actually an enemy field and the red airplanes were just hiding in their own ack.

semp promised never to fly drunk again  :cry



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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #152 on: December 06, 2014, 10:11:07 PM »
Latest News (that's actually kind of old but couldn't be bothered to report sooner):

We have a radioactive snail on the loose!  Uncertain to when the snail went radioactive, I have personally just noticed his radioactivity status but a couple of days ago.  As mentioned though, I was too lazy to report the radioactive status.  Seriously?  Why did I have to report it?  I want my $2 back... :noid
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #153 on: December 08, 2014, 03:18:46 PM »
In International News:

Tokyo is reporting a giant radioactive mollusk squatting on Mt. Fugi.

The JDF is urging calm while they contact the French consulate..........
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

Offline Rob52240

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #154 on: December 09, 2014, 01:24:11 PM »
In International News:

Tokyo is reporting a giant radioactive mollusk squatting on Mt. Fugi.

The JDF is urging calm while they contact the French consulate..........

This is horrible.  Just last week Japan suffered a huge tsunami / earthquake that effectively set the country back to the year 2125.
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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #155 on: December 09, 2014, 03:08:21 PM »
THIS JUST IN-----------------------

Lawndart is going to be flying drunk tonight due to it being a piggy fest on all the red guys. Channel 200 will be the channel to tune to for hilarity and outtaked from many comedy's, including lawndarts life. If you are up to watching someone get text muted within 10 mins tune to this channel to see it happen.. more to follow as we learn the details.

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Offline MrKrabs

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #156 on: December 11, 2014, 12:07:16 AM »
There is a shortage of sheep...

Nuff said...

FPH sources believe the have considered their way... considered indeed...
The boiling pot is put away and the crab has gone back to sea...

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Re: The "official" AH Onion board
« Reply #157 on: December 11, 2014, 01:58:08 AM »
Secret Memo from the Texas Beef and BBQ association.

Rick,

If them derned Hitech Creations sheep lovers think they are gonna have any sheep in Ft Worth. We will just have to deport their first herd from Grapevine to New York City. Texas is all about beef and that ain't no beef.

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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.