There was a position open here in VA where they basically needed a brain. Where to move troops when needed, how many to have on at a certain time, etc. I don't remember what it was called
But I feel like that would fit me perfectly.
They advertise well don't they. I'll be blunt again... if you "enlist", it will be 10 years before anyone in your chain of command is interested in your "brain". You'll be the guy "making it happen" so to speak, by following the orders of someone else and doing the leg work (this after months or years of mostly training). Oh sure, you'll be expected to do well on all your training, testing, and especially "qualification training/testing". It's not like you go to Basic & Tech School then "off to work". Once "formal" training is complete, it's OJT the rest of your freeking life (well, it WILL seem so).
There are a HOST of jobs in the USAF that fit what you describe. Brainy stuff and all that. There aren't too many jobs where your average doofus is going to do well.
If you do this, FORCE as much information as you can from your recruiter.... make no mistake, his butt is on the line if he doesn't make his quota. Look at the catalogue of jobs available, and then call a unit and ask about it. I'm not kidding, you'll likely find most of them eager to help. I can't stress this enough... there is SO much in terms of possibilities. If you see something you think you'd like, and don't do your research, you may well be disappointed.