You mean you don't celebrate a bunch of whiny uptight Puritans taking a sailing trip to leave you heathen pagans to your own devices?

It irks me that people characterize all the early American settlers this way. Not all of them were religious fanatics hoping to build a new and better society in the wilderness through hard work and faith. In the South, most of our ancestors were either criminals sentenced to transportation or ne'er-do-well gentlemen-adventurers who regarded working for a living as the lowest sort of degradation and preferred the idea of finding less technologically advanced people to plunder and/or enslave like the Spanish were having so much success with further south.
Happy Thanksgiving to all!