Hangtimes Cat Clearly overmodled

[indian]

As you can see from the picture hangtime posted with his cat snockered after two bottles of beer and a pack of ciggerettes, the beer had to out way the cat. There for I say the cat didnt drink all that beer without Hangtimes help. No way can a cat that small drink its weight in beer. So Hangtime please remodel your cat and get the CM right this time.

As for the data a cat that drunk being limp as it is would not bouce off one wall much less ricochet off on onto another. A cat that limp couldnt be kicked hard enough to get the height required to do the double he claims online.

So Hangtime unless you have video you need to fix the CM of your cat and repost.  


Kinda enjoyed those messages about the cat hitting the wall when he couldnt hit the broad side of a barn. Favorite was here kitty you fly you cant do any worse than me, and the cat does.  

Sorry Hang et your secret out of the bag If hes doing good it not him its the cat.  

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[Ripsnort]

Hehehehehehehehe!


"Cats: America's other white meat"

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[eskimo]

lol

[Kieren]

You know I have to effectively filter this thread from my wife and daughters?  

I am thinking of writing a book about life with 3 women (wife and two daughters). The working title?

Die Cat, Die!

[Ripsnort]

What are cats?
1. They want, when they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play they want to be left                            alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to                            play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every                            whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are little tiny women in                            cheap fur coats.
                         
Q:How do you make a cat drink?                            A:Put it in the blender

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[Saintaw]

Hey Rip !
Howcome you know my wife so well, huh ???  


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[Hairball]

Now wait just a bald minute yah two legged smelly excuse fer a predator. I gotta put up with all kinds of abuse from the moron that feeds me one lousy can of poorly disquised horsemeat a day.. now I gotta listen ta this??

Sheesh. I spend my evenings doin spectacular
ACRObatics to make up fer the fat old bald farts lack of AERObatics and keep this smelly dump cleared of rodents and insects for this kinda thanks??

I'm gonna get a union card; talk my pals inta gettin union cards and we'll ALL stop by yer place and take turns crappin in YER headphones... won't THAT just make yer day?? Meeeeeeeeeoow; ta you pal.

And; just fer the record, I did drink them two beers; (in 45 seconds flat; mind you) and the 3 hour snooze was a REWARD fer not callin the ASPCA fer the three wall/buglight/fence conversion the night previous. All without a helmet; and I landed on my feet; thank you very much!

(twich of tail)

Bite THIS!

Hairball (aka Hang's Cat)

ps; the fat bald dolt don't drink nothin that comes in a green bottle. It's an aquired taste. I swiped em myself.  



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[RAM]

ROTFLOL!!!
       
Man I cant stop laughin!!! you are ALL mad did yah know??? LOL!!!



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[Vermillion]

OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!! THATS TOO FUNNY    

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[indian]

Told you that cat was over modled he didnt even post a picture of the fat bald one with the 6 kegs around him.

Yuo got video of that exploit of the three wall buglight fence canversion, oh nope huh guess youll have to do it again for proof.

Next time you fly for Hangtime let him outside so he can go behind the bushes you will be able to run up his score and make him look good.

Give him as scratch on the prettythang for us and tell us how many walls he bounces off of before he get you off the computer again. My bet is you go deep enough you gat 10mins easy.

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