absurd. everybody knows the north east is full of trife and smug. A proper tour of the US begins in Birmingham Alabama through Georgia and Carolina, take a left at the Potomac and give ohio the finger and 100$, sit in traffic in Chicago then hit the plains and badlands of South Dakota on your way to big sky county Montana give peak at the beauty of the Idaho rockies on your way to the cascades, keep going to the temperate rainforest in western Oregon, take highway one to Eureka and down to San Fransisco, get to Fresno and youve seen all of California you need, start back east and see the rocks of Utah on your way to the million dollar highway in the rockies, up over the continental divide to Denver. here you can go for the long haul to Mobile or fly home, the trip is hot, and sticky, if you got the time, go for it.