Yes, a Mace sighting/posting!
First things first, Mace, have you heard about the F14 sim from DCS? Any comments about that? Their website had over 85 pages of responses in less than 12 hours, so I think the sim community is very pumped. I'm sure you'll have a lot of great intel and stuff to say about it as things plod along.
Regarding the 34 and the side by side cockpits - I'd forgotten about that tbh, your description of what it's like was excellent (F111 but same idea). I suppose having to look out the far window over your WSO or whatever they call him would be even harder than the already sucky view over your own left shoulder.
Regarding the Aim9x, I know the SU34 carries the Archer/AA11 as its primary SRM, more so than the AA8 shorter range Aphid. I'd always read and been told the Archer was far superior to the Aim9m, and the Sidewinder only gained parity, possibly a bit of superiority, but not a lot, over the AA11 once the Aim9x came along. What were the US Navy guys like you told about the Archer, I'd read that it was a rude shock for NATO forces when they started testing the AA11 the Germans got when Germany reunified and kept some of them with the Mig29s they kept for the first decade or so after 1990.
Is any of that true? Was the AA11 that much better than the Aim9m, or was it just a function of having that helmet mounted sight system giving that off axis shot capability that made it so much superior (supposedly), or was the missile itself a lot better too?
Also, when you say it would take the Su27 5 seconds to neutralize that Su34 when it was behind it, what does that mean precisely? Does neutralize mean getting out of that cone of vulnerability to be shot at with guns and a IR missiles? If so, what is the criteria for that? I understand the 15 seconds till defensive, meaning I think that it's the point when the Su27 would have turned the fight into a situation where it was gaining advantage on the 34.
Also, regarding the F15E vs Su34 loadouts, I think the Su34 can carry nearly 12000KG of ord, that's over the 23000 lbs the F15E is rated out, like I said, this was the only "advantage" I could find, if you can even call it that, of the 34 over the 15E. I have no idea which can carry what in terms of range.
Regarding the AESA/F15E vs the SU34, any idea on how well that Passive electronic scan array radar on the SU34 works? They claim very high power and the out to 250km range, but like Rich said, the Russians are known to..embellish...their claims often. They also say there is a reward facing radar, and can mount the AA11 facing aft on some pylons, and shoot in reverse. I've never seen much or read much anywhere on this capability or how it works in practice. How do the new Amraams with the AESA the F15E uses, that combo of the SuperHornet and F15C radar, work compared to the AA12/Adder threats out there?
Lots of question I realize, but no better person to get answers/discussion from than Mace or Eagl. (Puma as well).