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Offline NatCigg

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a really cool math equation
« on: March 25, 2015, 06:15:59 PM »
came across a really cool math equation last night.  :)

6 CO2 + 6 H2O > C6H12O6 + 6O
CO2 + Water >Insert light> results in = Glucose + Oxygen

And to think, this equation gives all of us our food and fresh air, and makes our world as we know it. Maybe we can use this science to cure Al Gores dreaded climate change? It did create snowball earth after all.

Now hold your horses, don't go out planting trees, crops, and grass quite yet. there is more to the story. Nature has figured out even more grate relationships. Even though the atmosphere is 78% of the extreme energy storing substance known as nitrogen, plants can not use in its atmospheric form. Luckily, hehe, bacteria have struck a deal with beans and other legumes like clover to trade the energy loaded nitrate form of nitrogen, that it gathered from the air, for sugars the plant created from the air. and shazam, what a deal, the bacteria and plants help each other out and the soil gets some super charged nitrogen as well. This can be useful in a place like your lawn where you might be tempted to dump manufactured nitrates on your lawn. Save yourself the fertilizer, and keep the agent orange herbicide on the shelf, and let that clover and bacteria feed your lawn. Now here's the kicker, that clover you plant or let live, will let off little white flowers, do you know what those are???? Bee food! yes, bee food. And those little buzzers are starving! apparently all us humans have found a way to take away the imported honey bees food source and they are dieing. sad thing eh? well lets step up and help the bees out, lets put away the fertilizer and herbicide, and lets grow some clover for the bees. so what if you get stung, Its one more imported honey bee to make us some delicious honey. and while were at it, lets plant a few trees. as the tree grows it will help store away that pesky CO2 we depend on for life and electing politicians. And when that tree gets older, and no longer can support the shade we love on a hot summer day, we can cut it down and use it to make a bed, or shelter, or burn it for heat so we and some other plant can live for another day.
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Re: a really cool math equation
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2015, 06:34:26 PM »
If you replace your bird feeder with a constant recirculating bird fountain, you will be doing more for your birds than congregating them together on a feeder will. Your local territory and seasonal birds will be more willing to play house near a constant source of clean water.

Or you will turn 5 generations of Anna's Hummingbirds into ducks if your bath is only 1\4 inch deep. Watching a Humming bird wallow around in water under the inflow spout like a duck just ain't right somehow. And the female's bring their juvenile's to the fountain and shamelessly demonstrate wallowing like a duck........ :O

Last couple of years they only pick mates who take baths in my fountain. Two male Humming birds having a fight in a fountain is embarrassing. They just get all wet and angry while throwing water everywhere.
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

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Re: a really cool math equation
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2015, 06:46:12 PM »
If you replace your bird feeder with a constant recirculating bird fountain, you will be doing more for your birds than congregating them together on a feeder will. Your local territory and seasonal birds will be more willing to play house near a constant source of clean water.

Or you will turn 5 generations of Anna's Hummingbirds into ducks if your bath is only 1\4 inch deep. Watching a Humming bird wallow around in water under the inflow spout like a duck just ain't right somehow. And the female's bring their juvenile's to the fountain and shamelessly demonstrate wallowing like a duck........ :O

Last couple of years they only pick mates who take baths in my fountain. Two male Humming birds having a fight in a fountain is embarrassing. They just get all wet and angry while throwing water everywhere.

this could be the funniest thing i have read in one year!  :rofl  well done sir  :salute

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Re: a really cool math equation
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2015, 08:27:43 PM »
The next trick is turning ducks into hummingbirds
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Re: a really cool math equation
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2015, 08:46:16 PM »
lets try feeding the ducks and hummingbirds some of the CO2 laden plants.  :x not only can we train them to be better citizens but we can tap there farts and save enough methane gas to heat up the grill. :devil this will give us a once a month protein boost and help to supplement our fish and pig farm gas containment operation.  :cheers: