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Offline Sabre

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Least we become too dependent on spell checker...
« on: April 14, 2015, 03:02:11 PM »
A little ditty, from a friend of mine...

Won
Eye halve a spelling chequer. 
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

Too
Eye halve run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Three
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Fore
Bee fore a veiling checker's aide
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are no fault’s with in my cite,
Of nun eye am aware.

Five
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.

Thanks, Ken!
Sabre
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Offline jeep00

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Re: Least we become too dependent on spell checker...
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2015, 06:00:57 PM »
"Lest"  :bolt:

Offline Meatwad

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Re: Least we become too dependent on spell checker...
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2015, 06:18:53 PM »
My brain hurts after reading that
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Offline Zoney

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Re: Least we become too dependent on spell checker...
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2015, 06:35:44 PM »
"Lest"  :bolt:


Roflmao.................perfe ct exclamation point on the OP.
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