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Offline MrKrabs

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Question For Snailman
« on: April 17, 2015, 08:42:46 PM »
This has bugged me for a long time...

Who cleans up your snail trail?  :headscratch:

Has anyone actually slipped on it?  :headscratch:

Do ants eat it like they do with your garden-variety cousins?  :headscratch:

I must know or I won't be able to sleep! :O
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Offline DaCoon

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Re: Question For Snailman
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2015, 09:36:58 PM »
I've slipped on his trail once......
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Re: Question For Snailman
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2015, 11:47:56 PM »
Not sure about a cure for snail trail...
But I know you can cure crabs!
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Re: Question For Snailman
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2015, 04:12:39 AM »
Not sure about a cure for snail trail...
But I know you can cure crabs!

You don't cure! You evict!  :old:
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Re: Question For Snailman
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2015, 04:13:22 AM »
Classified information.  :noid
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Re: Question For Snailman
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2015, 05:51:36 AM »
Snailman knows why women have legs...  :noid
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Offline Randy1

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Re: Question For Snailman
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2015, 05:51:48 AM »
I thought you were talking about the long, long line of broken plane parts.  A lot of which were mine. :)

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Re: Question For Snailman
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2015, 07:15:41 AM »
He has a special cleaning device attached to his shell. It is towed behind him. It has sprayers that dispense a cleaning solution, followed by a brush and then a squeegee. The endless cleaning solution is made from the tears of his defeated enemies.
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Re: Question For Snailman
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2015, 07:35:31 AM »
Figured he would have one of these following him around

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