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Offline Ack-Ack

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Drugs are bad, mmkay...
« on: May 13, 2015, 02:49:46 PM »


A murder story from the state of Floriduh.

Man kills imaginary friend

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"He left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchen... never picked up his empty cocaine baggies...He messed up my apartment to the point where I just couldn't get it clean...Before Hap started doing drugs and acting weird he was my BFF...We'd go dancing, play on the children's park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal – listened to it for hours with the lights turned off."

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Offline Arlo

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Re: Drugs are bad, mmkay...
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2015, 02:58:30 PM »
Hap? Heheh.  :evil:

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Re: Drugs are bad, mmkay...
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2015, 03:36:08 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Groth

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Re: Drugs are bad, mmkay...
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2015, 03:40:09 PM »
 "HAP"?????
        Say it ain't so, Hap!
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Offline DubiousKB

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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2015, 05:28:46 PM »
LOL at least he had the decency to turn himself in!   :police:
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Re: Drugs are bad, mmkay...
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2015, 05:57:34 PM »
well at the end of the story it says that it came from a phony site.


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