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Offline Naughty

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Possibly too Naughty ?
« on: May 24, 2015, 11:25:48 PM »


   Grounded for a bit. Decided I needed to check out the local Emergency room, then they decided I needed to check out the 3rd floor rooms for a while. looks like years of abusing a certain organ has caught up to me. No not that organ. the smaller one. No I don't need your sympathy or prayers, but if you're feeling charitable ..PM me for phone numbers to the local escort companies (remember I prefer petite brunettes) and the pizza/beer delivery joints.  That is all, carry on  :salute
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Offline Copprhed

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Re: Possibly too Naughty ?
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2015, 07:41:38 AM »
You've been abusing your wee-wee? I thought that sent you to the ophthalmologist?
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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Re: Possibly too Naughty ?
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2015, 08:15:51 AM »
He's got the Midas touch, he touched it too much.. hey gold member...

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Re: Possibly too Naughty ?
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2015, 09:01:11 AM »

   Grounded for a bit. Decided I needed to check out the local Emergency room, then they decided I needed to check out the 3rd floor rooms for a while. looks like years of abusing a certain organ has caught up to me. No not that organ. the smaller one. No I don't need your sympathy or prayers, but if you're feeling charitable ..PM me for phone numbers to the local escort companies (remember I prefer petite brunettes) and the pizza/beer delivery joints.  That is all, carry on  :salute

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Offline Slate

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Re: Possibly too Naughty ?
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2015, 10:26:42 AM »
  So you went to the Emergency room after 4 hours?  Don't take the blue pill! I've never needed it.  :devil  :ahand
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Offline pipz

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Re: Possibly too Naughty ?
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2015, 10:38:21 AM »
LOL!!!!!! Huzzah!!!! Get well.  :old:
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Re: Possibly too Naughty ?
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2015, 04:04:16 PM »
HAHAHAH...wait what the heck just happend?
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Re: Possibly too Naughty ?
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2015, 04:08:32 PM »
Liver it up. May you get weller.